by: Lena Holdman and Cam Byrant
Hi Y'all,
My friend Cami and I were in a conspiracy theory/gossip mood tonight and we have a weird, funny, slightly disturbing theory about Shane Dawson's ex-girlfriend (let's call her Ann). She's still obsessed with Shane and is still hellbent on getting him back. Shane dated "Ann" from 2011 to 2014. In 2015, he then came out as bi-sexual and "Ann" said that she still wanted to be friends. She said that she was going to be supportive but to us, she acted otherwise. In an interview in 2016, she said that she was still heartbroken and called herself his beard. What? His sexuality was not the reasoning for their break-up.They were just on different pages in life. Shane even said in his coming out video that he didn't want at all for people on the internet to think that he was using her as a beard. We think that she was bitter and just slashing out to try to make him feel bad, to try to make him feel sorry for her and come back to her.
She also still lives in the same house that they shared while they were dating. Why? Does she actually believe that he's coming back someday?
She constantly mentions that she dated Shane, her Youtube videos changed drastically to be the same as his, and she jumped into a new relationship super quick as well, as if she was trying to make him jealous (it didn't work of course). We think that she's overly involved in Shane's life too. She 'magically' became close to Garrett Watts (Shane's best friend and business partner) and hung out with Morgan Adams recently (Ryland Adams' sister).
It seems to us that she does not always respect Shane's wonderful boyfriend, Ryland Adams though. For example, she made a ridiculous comment one time, saying that Shane and her could've had a future if it wasn’t for Ryland. Plus, it definitely looks like she makes Ryland uncomfortable sometimes. When Shane joked about her being their surrogate, it seemed like Ryland was completely against it and became slightly annoyed. She even flirts with Shane but he's innocently blind to it because he has a kind heart and just thinks that they're all friends playing around.
We also swear that Ann has a shrine of old pictures of Shane and her somewhere hidden in her house because of the way that she always reminisces about the days when they dated but there's no hard evidence of this shrine. In conclusion, we believe that she still hasn't moved on after all of these years. It's creepy! She needs to stop dropping his name and leave him alone. Ann, girl, he's not coming back! He's happy and is in love with Ryland.
Disclaimer: This is just for entertainment. These are just exaggerations, or facts with exaggerations added,and/or just our opinions. No harm or hate is meant. We love you Shane and "Ann".
Smooches and think Tink!
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